but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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