The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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