Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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