I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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