I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
