Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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