Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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