he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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