she was so not down for the gang bang
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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