In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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