I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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