Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
