Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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