I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
its liver damage thursday
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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