got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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