I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
handjob tips. give me some.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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