Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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