Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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