No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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