I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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