we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Sext me about skeletons
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
