ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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