I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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