I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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