Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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