I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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