that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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