I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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