I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
