she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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