I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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