...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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