JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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