can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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