yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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