What a fucking waste of an outfit
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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