She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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