I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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