I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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