Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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