At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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