margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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