idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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