Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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