You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
True strength comes from lack of pants
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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