SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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