she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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