He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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