I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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