spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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