well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
ttyl tear gas
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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